Dear user,

It's very kind of you to drop by mattdeegan.com, but did anyone ask you to? I think not. Who do you think you are, dropping by websites unannounced. Just browsing eh, I think we've heard it all before, haven't we? First it starts with a browse and then you think you're bloody Bill Gates, don't you?

Turning up unannounced, I bet your the kind of person who comes to parties without bottles of wine, isn't that right? Sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. I know your type, and if I see you you're be lucky to get away with a clip round the ear. And not just from me, but from that bloke to the right.

Anyway, move along, nothing to see here…

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